drop-4nchor:

recession-royalty:

HEY YOU
YEAH YOU
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS?
NO?
WELL I’LL FUCKIN TELL YOU
IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING GRANNY SQUARE
BECAUSE GRANNIES MAKE THEM
actually don’t quote me on that
BUT I FUCKING CROCHETED THAT LITTLE SHIT
YES
YOU READ CORRECTLY
CROCHETED
now, I know what you’re thinking
this is Hannah
that bitch fuckin KNITS
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING CROCHETING
well I’ll fuckin tell you what I’m doing
TURNING INTO THE MASTER OF ALL FUCKIN TRADES
THAT’S WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING
AND I’M FUCKIN PROUD

I’m reblogging because of the pure joy I got from reading this looool.

drop-4nchor:

recession-royalty:

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS?

NO?

WELL I’LL FUCKIN TELL YOU

IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING GRANNY SQUARE

BECAUSE GRANNIES MAKE THEM

actually don’t quote me on that

BUT I FUCKING CROCHETED THAT LITTLE SHIT

YES

YOU READ CORRECTLY

CROCHETED

now, I know what you’re thinking

this is Hannah

that bitch fuckin KNITS

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING CROCHETING

well I’ll fuckin tell you what I’m doing

TURNING INTO THE MASTER OF ALL FUCKIN TRADES

THAT’S WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING

AND I’M FUCKIN PROUD

I’m reblogging because of the pure joy I got from reading this looool.

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

Ok, Sir Baron Adventurer Extraordinaire.

Ok, Sir Baron Adventurer Extraordinaire.

I guess I’m Baron Adventurer Extraordinaire.

I guess I’m Baron Adventurer Extraordinaire.

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

tothebatfax:

I SURVIVED MY FIRST DAY OF WORK.  I wore this shirt as my undershirt because it made me feel cool.  But it’s flipped in the picture which further proves how awesome the shirt is.

tothebatfax:

I SURVIVED MY FIRST DAY OF WORK. I wore this shirt as my undershirt because it made me feel cool. But it’s flipped in the picture which further proves how awesome the shirt is.

frickyeah1990s:

Guys, I have a new side-tumblr, which is basically wacky pictures of animals. Check it out
http://zoo-books.tumblr.com

frickyeah1990s:

Guys, I have a new side-tumblr, which is basically wacky pictures of animals. Check it out

http://zoo-books.tumblr.com

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…